"The most significant threat to our national security is our debt," Admiral Michael Mullen, Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff, August 27,2010


Thursday, February 19, 2009

You go girl. U R Awesome!

Note to HClinton.

Dear H –

Just a quick heads up. The country you represent is nearing financial bankruptcy; moral, ethical and spiritual bankruptcy objectives have mostly been attained. NPelosi (currently appearing at the Vatican) and HReid (location unknown; possibly Vegas strip) appear to be moving forward quickly to accomplish financial ruin objectives. Strong assists being provided by TGeithner (note to personal tax advisor; pls duplicate Treas Sec'y tax logic and procedures asap) and BBernanke (does being an expert on Depression I mean that we can get to Depression II really fast?) Do your best to continue policy of ignoring these facts in dealing with our Asian funding sources.

Suggest you cool it on the leadership/guidance approach and investigate all possible sources of borrowed funds. Also suggest you spend more time asking questions and listening to answers re: lowering health costs, lowering education costs, lowering manufacturing costs and lowering government costs. Pay particular attention to answers involving limitations on unions, lawyers, politicians, taxes, laws, rules and bureaucrats. Take notes; post regularly on your blog. We are fascinated by your observations. You are one national treasure.

H. We all miss you. No need to hurry back. Just send notes and updates. Bill seems to be doing reasonably well on his own

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