The Newtster is running for president. No, that is not the good news.
The Newtster is now with the love of his life, the Callistameister. Is that the good news? No, that is not the good news. But you can still see their handiwork by clicking on: http://www.gingrichproductions.com/
The Newtster has sought redemption. Is that the good news? No, that is not the good news.
The Newtster wants you all to know that he has learned and grown over the last 15 years that he has been out of the public eye (think of the relief that comes when you get a speck of dust or dirt in your eye and it is very irritating.) Is that the good news? No, that is not the good news.
The Newtster says, “Together we will win the future.” See: http://www.newt.org/ Is that the good news? No, that is not the good news.
The Newtster apologized to Paul Ryan for saying that Paul Ryan’s proposal for financial responsibility is bad news. Is that the good news? No, that is not the good news.
The Newtster may also be spending a fair amount of dough at Tiffany’s. Helping the economy get back on its feet. Is that the good news? No, that is not the good news.
So, what is the good news?
The good news is this. The Newtster is a gasbag. Too many years in Washington DC. Too cute for his own good. Frankly just way too narcissistic even for American politics. And the Newtster just couldn’t wait to run his yap and show just what a narcissistic, yapster he is. He blew it. In record time. The good news is that the Newtster is done. Stick a fork in him; he is cooked. The Newtster is gonzo; kaput. Everyone knows now but the Newtster. When will he get the news? Soon.
That’s the good news.
3 comments:
Lordy, lordy did I enjoy today's edition!!
He's done. Simple as that. No need to waste any more time on it.
I would still vote for him if it’s down to NG vs BO.
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