Democrat Lexicon: Code Words

Code words are usually one to three words used in combination to communicate a catchy but meaningless concept to those who are either unable or unwilling to examine, analyze, measure and manage real concepts based on facts and figures. These words are used constantly by politicians and are used exclusively by your current president, his leaders in the senate and house – NPelosi and HReid. You can also count on hearing many of these words from America’s two failed financial regulators: BBernanke and TGeithner. Here is a brief list of Democrat code words in random order with a brief interpretation offered by TheFundamentals.

• Living wage = non competitive union dictated wage controls 
• Collective bargaining rights = taxpayer abusive deal between politicians and unionized government workers 
• Civil rights = special deals for protected classes; historic vote buying scheme 
• Shipping jobs overseas = businesses trying to compete under heavy tax/government regulation burden 
• Government revenues = borrowing or taxes; best if hidden or disguised to taxpayer 
• Green energy = subsidies for special interest groups 
• Progressive taxation = scheme to buy votes from expanding group of non taxpaying voters 
• Protectionism = subsidies for special interest groups 
• Women’s right to choose = prenatal, legal infanticide 
• Gay rights = protectionism for special interest group comprising 1% of population 
• Inflation under control = food and fuel prices soaring 
• Making investments = uncontrolled/unmeasured/repetitive government spending 
• Federal control = no one knows what is going on; disaster looms 
• Doing the people’s work = trying my best to get reelected  
• Divided government = when the opposition doesn’t go along with your proposal 
• Shared sacrifice = more taxes on high earners; tax credits for non tax payers 
• Gun control = scheme to ignore the constitution and diminish "the people's" power
• Moving forward = same old crap 
• Great society = political jabberwocky for the civil rights crowd 
• Shining city on a hill = political jabberwocky for the hard working, taxpaying crowd 
• New world order = Marxism finds utopia; bureaucrats live high on the hog 
• Multiculturalism = a recurring wet dream of the new world order gang 
• Terrorism = killing and injuring children to advance any objective 
• Terrorists = anyone who kills and injures children to advance any objective 
• Nation of immigrants = mythology to disguise plans to legalize aliens and get their vote  
• FEMA = Failed Emergency Management Agency 
• One man one vote = the ultimate plan for non taxpayers to secure free benefits 
• Gay marriage = a sodomitic based aberration crafted for 1% of the population 
• Great public schools = just don't expect me to send my kids to them
• Saving jobs = political double talk that sounds good; can’t be measured 
• Putting the people first = more debt on the kids and grandkids 
• Creating jobs = political double talk that sounds good; can’t be measured 
• NASA = Pigs in Space wasting billions 
• Private sector = we hate 'em; we really need them; don't let them know
• Government regulation = no one knows what is going on; disaster looms 
• Wall Street = greedy bastards who are not taxed enough
• Comprehensive immigration policy = vote buying scheme directed toward illegal aliens 
• Ten year budgets = politicians way of not being around to pay the bills 
• Global warming = more government subsidies for special interests 
• Political correctness = a boring abomination; TheFundamentals abhors political correctness
• NSA/Homeland Security = vast government bureaucracy skirting all the fundamentals of the nation’s founding fathers 
• Stimulus government spending = unmeasured distribution of government funds to donors 
• Tax the rich = natural outcome of one man; one vote 
• Tenure = free pass to sloth; no rules; no outcome measurements 
• Public servants/workers = oxymoron
• Privacy rights = government can access everything 
• Pain, suffering & punitive damages = lawyer crap designed to make lawyers very rich  
• Same sex unions = same old 1% desperate for community acceptance 
• Progressive agenda = more government; less independence 
• Spreading democracy = war using terrorist tactics 
• Too large to fail = predictable outcome of government regulation overriding market competitive forces
• Community organizer = limited skill set; can’t or won’t get a private sector job
• Department, board, commission, agency, bureau, committee, hearing, council = solution avoidance schemes