Mr. Cool

I wasn’t on the ballot.  I’m not goin’ to be on the ballot.  You pundits – you figure it out.

We are clickin’ our heels; salutin’ our commander in chief; we’re gonna take him up on his command.

1/3^rd of you – I hear you.  2/3^rds of you – I HEAR you too.

Here is our punditry.

He could care less – his party, the party no longer in so much power is completely, totally dependent upon the black vote, or the African American vote or the minority vote in the so-called blue states.  That’s it – that’s our punditry.  If you are a Democrat runnin’ in a blue state you need me – you need Barack Hussein Obama II if you want to win; to hold onto power; to keep your job; to keep your fat paychecks and your fat benefits programs and, most of all, your grossly fat retirement packages that kick in when you still have 30 or 40 years of life left.

Mr. Cool figured it out and even his fellow traveler right in his backyard, in Maryland, a sure shoo in for the top state job – down in defeat all because him, Mr. Cool, was not on the ballot.

Who do you think Mr. Cool was addressin’ yesterday?  Who could possibly be his audience?  Besides the millions who pull in those fat paychecks, benefit packages and pensions?  Who is the number one person Mr. Cool was speakin’ to yesterday?

Hillary has two lessons to take away from Tuesday:

1.     Without Mr. Cool, maybe even with him, she loses.  Unless she can buy those votes.  In person; they’ve gotta show up.

2.     It’s all about him, Mr. Cool.

That party of his is in deep do-do.  The black/minority vote is bought and paid for – the contracts are signed with SEIU, NEA, AFT, AFSCME, AFL-CIO, AFGE, NFFE, NTEU and on and on and on. Just like with an overpaid athlete who doesn’t produce anymore, the contract still gets paid.  At least for a while.  The faux owners, who created this Frankenstein – the Hillary’s of the world – good luck figurin’ out how to get a few more innings out of the players.  More days off?  Fatter pensions?  Don’t even leave the house?  Work from home?  Time for Bubba’s better half to sit down with the unions, or maybe hire some consultants – JJackson, ASharpton, LGutierrez, LDunham come to mind.  For two years we are going witness Hillary on the biggest, baddest vote buyin’ scheme of our lives – all with our money.  Mr. Cool may be available too – maybe?  We wonder what price tag his showin’ up will have?