Let’s see if I got this
right...
� If a dude pretends to be a woman,
you are required to pretend with him.
� Somehow it’s Un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America .
� Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
� Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
� People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves. This after 250,000 white union soldiers died to free the slaves and the subsequent freed slaves had already been given 40 acres and a mule to stimulate their life of freedom.
� Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing conservative people in restaurants is virtuous.
� People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
� Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you'd better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
� Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
� $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for 'free' health care is not.
� If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
� People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
� We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
� Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
� Criminals are catch-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights.
� And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us "racists"?!
� Prisoners who have been convicted of a crime serious enough to have been sent to prison should be released into the community to avoid Coronavirus, but citizens who want to go to work or patronize a business in the community should be jailed
� Somehow it’s Un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America .
� Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
� Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
� People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves. This after 250,000 white union soldiers died to free the slaves and the subsequent freed slaves had already been given 40 acres and a mule to stimulate their life of freedom.
� Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing conservative people in restaurants is virtuous.
� People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
� Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you'd better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
� Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
� $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for 'free' health care is not.
� If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
� People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
� We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
� Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
� Criminals are catch-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights.
� And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us "racists"?!
� Prisoners who have been convicted of a crime serious enough to have been sent to prison should be released into the community to avoid Coronavirus, but citizens who want to go to work or patronize a business in the community should be jailed
Think
that about covers it!!!
We close with our "$0.02". The above is entitled "Some Oxymorons!" Okay but we prefer our terminology for the above buffoons...smelly in need of flushin'...nincomPOOPs
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