Some modest ideas....

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Greenspan commenting on remedies for the economic situation of today is akin to Bernie Madoff teaching investment ethics at the local grade school.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Is California too big to fail?

Is it too small to exist? Could we consider selling California to the Saudis? Or Hugo Chavez?

Would Ontario consider a fire sale price for Michigan? If we promise to throw in their genius governor? And the auto company execs?

How about if BHObama travels coach for the next 90 days and we turn Air Force One over to WBuffett’s rent-a-jet business?

Here’s a thought that has been bouncing around in my mind for some time. If you work for any government, one day a week, you need to show up at a taxpayers home and do chores as assigned by the homeowner/taxpayer. They rate the quality of your services. Get two bad reports and you lose your government job, even if you were elected to it. No unemployment compensation. Chores include tasks like shining shoes and washing automobiles.

Would Mexico take California back? No charge! Would Austria take back Ahnold?

Did someone fire the Donald, after the umpteenth bankruptcy of another business bearing his name?

Who are your heroes?

Has any western power ever prevailed in the middle east or that Afghanistan garden spot? How do you defeat people who enjoy killing and go home at night to no electricity; no tv; no salty snacks and no fertility drugs and can't wait to get back to killing westerners at sunrise?

I can’t detect any significant difference between Roland Burris and the other 99. Can you? Tom Coburn excepted.

If a Martian landed here, saw a tv set tuned to either a sporting event or one of those crappy news shows, would he be correct in concluding that we’re either impotent, incontinent or both? If men gotta pee but can’t pee what are they doing at sporting events drinking beer?

Pass the following constitutional amendment: All government employees must travel in a Smart car or use public transportation.

If the dimwit mayor of Chicago does succeed in landing the Olympics will the athletes have to pay to play?

I would contribute to a fund to send Greenspan and his wife on a lengthy sabbatical to remote locations without satellite hookups.

Isn’t it comforting to know that HClinton is now traveling around spreading the gospel of the US as the US borrows funds to send HClinton around spreading the…..

Closing test question: Please list the world leaders who follow the following concept. “Just stand back as your enemy engages in self destruction.”