The entire Democrat party and its union masters – full blown
24/7 addiction. They and tens of millions of government employees have an advanced
case of EASY. Started in the 1960’s. The years have become decades.
Many Republicans – closet addicts – many others out of the
closet – all EASY addicts.
Washington DC is addiction central – ground zero for the
EASY epidemic – but all across America, in large cities and state capitols – EASY
addicts are running governments.
What are they addicted to?
EASY solution substances.
We list many of the substances of choice:
·
Borrowed money.
Yes, we have been addicted to this EASY solution for some time now but,
and this is a big but, after a while lenders get leery which leads us to….
·
….Printed US fiat currency – until 10 years ago,
this substance was not available in America.
You had to travel to distant spots – Brazil, Somalia, Venezuela, Timbuktu
and Argentina to get a fix. No
more. Legal in Washington – widely
available in all 50 states. No
prescription required.
·
Low interest rates. Occasionally used by some in the past – now
available anywhere except the following locations:
o
Your friendly neighborhood bank/credit card
issuer
o
Your friendly neighborhood juice loan provider
·
Extended unemployment benefits – available only
from the feds. A guaranteed solution if
a society seeks to embed a large portion of their working age population in
leisure pursuits. This substance has had
remarkable results in expanding the leisure class.
·
Marijuana.
Only makes sense. Something to
occupy the time of all the slackers that the extended unemployment EASY
solutions create.
·
Rising minimum wages. This is one of our favorite EASY
solutions. Very much in vogue
today. TheFundamentals has encouraged
the comprehensive and extended implementation of this solution. Why stop at $10.00 or $15.00 per hour. Go directly to $25.00 or $30.00. This addiction has a wonderful unintended
consequence – it will go a long way in eliminating the hideous display of fast
food outlets, their unattractive signage and their debris scattered around our neighborhoods.
How
about an $8.00 slider?
·
Affordable health care for all. Just pass a law – make it confusing but
include some EASY solutions such as:
o
Kids can stay, live off and bug their parents
into their mid 20’s (extra credit: name
one other species where the parents do things to encourage their young to hang
around the nest)
o
Everyone gets free care except those who work –
they must buy it (this addiction comes from the EASY addiction rationale
described above for “extended unemployment benefits”)
o
Free contraception for the gals – free abortions
if they just didn’t have the time or interest to use it before that “magic
moment.” Can anyone think of any downside to a
government policy that implements this “EASY solution” for all its young women
of child bearing age?
·
Lawsuits.
For any reason. Make them EASY to file and don’t hold the
filing party responsible if their suit is unfounded. Fill the airwaves with ambulance chasing
attorneys pleading to come on in – no charge – tell us your story – let’s get
some money. Attorneys know they can
scare the defending party into settling – this is one of America’s great,
ongoing, EASY solutions. Just pump out
hundreds of thousands of lawyers with nothing to do but file lawsuits. The rest of the world has done away with this
addiction – America has expanded it.
America is addicted to EASY substance solutions. Once you get addicted to EASY solutions, the
world is your oyster. We wonder if
Obamacare covers treatment for this addiction?
Nah.
What happens when America runs out of EASY solutions? Should we talk about that?
Nah.
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