Risk free, never in history has anyone lost one cent
investing in these investments –
Three options:
Option one
– one year – guaranteed return of your capital plus .14%. Yes, that is correct. You get your money back in one year and, let’s
say you invest $1,000.00, you also get $1.40 of interest* (which will not even
pay the taxes on a pack of cigarettes)
Option two
– ten years – guaranteed return of your capital plus 2.00% annual return. So, let’s say you invest $1,000.00 – you will
get an interest check of $20.00 each year for the next 10 years and then you
will get all your money back – 10 years from now. If you did this 10 years ago, inflation would
have rendered your $1,000.00 to be worth $798.00.
Option
three – thirty years – guaranteed return of your capital plus 3.2% annual
return. Just think, instead of
receiving a paltry $20.00 each year for 10 years, if you commit you money for
30 years, this investment will give you the much larger return in the form of an
annual interest payment of $32.00. Oh,
be still my heart. In case you’re
wondering – 30 years renders your one grand worth about $383.00. Just gotta love those boys at the fed, huh?
Who is the lender willing to offer such magnificent returns
for you investment dollars?
Who could possibly have the gall; er, we mean the chutzpah;
er, we mean the naiveté; er, we mean the cheapness to offer anyone returns of
pennies – or maybe a few dollars for an investment going out 10 or even 30
years?
No one wants to buy this crap – to put a not so fine edge on
it. You’d have to be certifiably nuts to
buy this crap. Or, in case you still
believe that Uncle Sam is your fairy godmother and the Easter bunny and Santa Claus
– you must be a democrat. Are you
democrats lining up to buy this investment?
So, who is buying US government bonds, bills and notes with
these minuscule rates of return?
Three guesses – first two don’t count. No, Bill and Hillary are not buying
them. Unless they’re nuts. No Michelle and Barry are not buying them,
ditto. (Extra credit – no little Timmy
and Janet Napolitano and Leon Panetta (aka Mr. Bureaucrat) are not buying them,
ditto/ditto.) No one with a functioning
brain cell left would touch this crap.
So who buys it?
Last guess – think the man with the golden touch – the Midas
touch – the fellow who knows all – sees all – computes all – models all – and
then buys this crap with someone else’s dough.
Pretty courageous isn’t it? Not
with his dough but with someone else’s dough.
And he buys trillions of dollars of this crap.
So what to do now that you know who buys this crap? Oops, we didn’t name the buyer we got so
excited describing him – he is the man with the plan – none other than Barry Obama’s,
aka Mr. Debt’s, man with the dough – helicopter Ben Bernanke.
Fast forward to today – Ben owns $3 trillion of this crap
and – you will not believe what we are
about to tell you – Ben is buying more – a lot more - $80 billion each month –
he wants to buy at least one more trillion this year alone.
Certifiable? Schizoid? Insane?
Nutso? You tell us? We wouldn’t touch this crap with our worst
enemy’s money.
But let’s stay focused.
Ben must dump this crap soon.
Sell it to someone. Who will buy
this crap? Will anyone ask Ben that
question? Nope. Will anyone think that these low rates can
last? Ask Ben that. Will you?
Nope. So what is Ben going to
do? We’ll tell you what he is going to
do – he is about to bankrupt the Federal Reserve Bank. Or print more money to pretend that he
didn’t.
Bernie Madoff and Ben Bernanke – two peas in a pod. Boy they sure had a good thing going for a
while didn’t they? As they say in some
circles – such a deal.
*In case you were wondering, your thousand bucks would have
been worth $984.00 when you got it back after one year – and that’s if you buy the
government’s inflation numbers.